Farts With Lumps
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M&M Evolution theory
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I once had a friend who was a renowned clinical psycologist. He used to...
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The Oil Crisis
There are a lot of folks that can’t understand how we ran out of...
There were two people having sex in a car…
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I bet I can bite both of my eyes
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Choose a punishment
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An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday…
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People are ignoring me
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