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Invisible Man
Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room. Doctor: Tell him...
How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team?
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Products we could do without!
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Blind Animals
There’s a blind rabbit and a blind snake that are friends. One day, the...
How can you tell a blonde has been working on the…
Q: How can you tell a blonde has been working on the computer?A: There...
Whats black and white and red all over?
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Gorilla Golf
A guy walked into a pro-shop with a gorilla. “Is anyone interested in a...
A maggot with attitude!
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Remaining as enemies
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