What’s stiff and excites women?
Q: What’s stiff and excites women?A: Elvis Presley.
The Crook & The President
One Day The President was out jogging without his guards.All of a sudden a...
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says…
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, “My wife isn’t as much fun...
Hidden in the Attic!
This elderly Italian guy goes to his parish priest and asked if he would...
I flattened your cat
|Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a...
What is the last thing Jesus Christ said to the Teamsters?
What is the last thing Jesus Christ said to the Teamsters?”Don’t do anything ’till...
So Much Fun
A suspicious husband hired a private eye to check on the movements of his...
The Pharmacist
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
The Priest
Q: Why did the Priest go to Walmart?A: He wanted to get boys pants...
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street…
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Oy, Abraham, I’m sorry to hear about that...