Stupid people awards
|It is once again time to vote for-the Darwin Award nominees for 1997. As...
An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home…
An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day he went...
Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
Asleep at the desk
If you get caught sleeping on the job, here’s some quick excuses!It’s okay…I’m still...
Wrong card
At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at the...
Church Collection Distribution
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the weekly collection they...
Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian?
Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian?He made...
Lotto
A blonde wanted to win the lotto so she prayed to god, and she...
Upgrade to Wife 1.0
Dear Tech Support:I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0...
The Chinese construction worker.
A foreman at a construction site gathers three of his workers: an Irishman, an...