Signs you are a Canadian
1. You stand in “line-ups” at the movie, not lines.2. You’re not offended by...
A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam…
A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam when suddenlyhe notices a...
Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...
Little Johnny Crack-up.
A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class. It...
Farm jokes 04
|Why do ducks have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!Why did the pig go...
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?Just when it’s getting interesting...
Signs and notices 16
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At a restaurant...
I have lost my father
|Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman...
Helping a criminal
|When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law before the criminal gets...
What should I do then?
|Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor:...