Yo mama is so ugly
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no...
Signs You Took Y2K Too Serious
You didn’t find out that nothing happened for a week because you were holed...
A dilemma
When someone asks you, “A penny for your thoughts”,and you put your two cents...
Why women talk more than men
Why do women talk more than men, and why are men smarter than women?Because...
Dog life…
Ever walk into a room and forget what you came in for?Well, that’s probably...
Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...
Brezhnev at his speech
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Chicken jokes 01
|Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?A: Because chickens hadn’t evolved yet Q:...
How to Argue the Price of a Screw
A well known, rich business man’s wife broke her hip. The business man got...
Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...