An elephant…
An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, “How do you breathe...
Spaghetti
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
Laughing gas in balloons
|At a friend’s wedding, the bridal party filled their car with balloons–all filled with...
Gay Polak
Did you hear about the gay Polak?He slept with women.
Susie walkin the dog!
A little girl asks her Mom, “May I take the dog for a walk...
Wendy Tatoo
Poor Billy is dating a rich girl and has no idea what to give...
The beloved old man.
There once was an old man who was loved by everyone in the town...
A milk bath
When the milkman found a note on one of his customer’sdoors asking for 16...
An elderly man goes into a brothel…
An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like...