Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
Men and blondes
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I\’m a Fun-gi!
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On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door…
On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door to speak to...
Bible Talk!
A pastor went out one Saturday to visit his church members. At one house,...
yo momma so stupid
yo momma so stupid that she asked you what kind of jeans you had...
Visual joke
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drunk guy and the nun
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk. I...
If K-Tel sold toasters…
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Three envelopes
A fellow had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high...