Back From the Dead
An American, a Jew and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident. They...
Knock knock… Luke
Knock Knock Whos there? Luke Luke who? Look through the keyhole and you will...
Rodney Dangerfield Top One-Liners!
A girl phoned me the other day and said …. Come on over, there’s...
Elephant Fart
Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?A. Ones a...
Mileage
A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a...
How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?
Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?...
A man was complaining to a friend…
A man was complaining to a friend.”I had it all. Money, a beautiful house,...
Inflatable high heels
I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up...
Your co-worker is a computer hacker
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Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices…
Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices in the same building. One was 40 years...