Twenty ways to confuse Santa Claus
|1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining...
Two men camping
|Two young men were out in the woods on a camping trip, when the...
Home Alone children
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Wife-taming method
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to theother and...
My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...
It looks like plastic.
An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a...
Punctuation
Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: “Fun fun fun worryworry worry”A: Fun...
Santas Diversion
Santas DiversionSanta was delivering gifts as usual, when at one house a beautiful young...
Proof That Santa Doesn’t Exist – For Nerds!
There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since...
Tuns of Puns! Part V
What’s the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids won’t eat broccoli.What’s the difference between...