What is black and sits at the top of a set of stairs?
What is black and sits at the top of a set of stairs?A quadraplegic...
How do you make love to a fat girl?
How do you make love to a fat girl?Roll her in flour and go...
glow worm unhappy
|Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren’t that bright!
Everyone Is Busy
Sales person: Hello, may I speak to the man of the house please? Youngster:...
Dead Wife?
How can you tell if your wife is dead? Sex is the same but...
Nine things dogs don’t understand
|1. It’s not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It’s wrong to...
Blonde Jokes
Q: Why do men like blonde jokes?A: Because they can understand them.
What did one of the blonde’s legs say to the other one?
What did one of the blonde’s legs say to the other one? Between you...
Been Messin’ With The Waitress
The boss at the pub went up to the bartender and asked, “Have you...
The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...