Top 10 Signs You Are ‘Burned Out’
You’re so tired you now answer the phone, “Hell.” Your friends call to ask...
Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.
Hoop Earrings
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: They have to have some place...
A disabled sea captain
An old sea captain with one wooden leg, one hook replacing a missing hand,...
Polak At Cockfight
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...
Lawyer Means…
What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.
Touring guide for North
|Northerners visiting the South Information for Northerners Visiting the Southern StatesIf you are from...
Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
Drum joke Q & A
|Q: Why do drummers have a half ounce more brains than horses?A: So they...
A widow was feeling rather lonely…
A widow was feeling rather lonely and decided that the best thing forher would...