Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a...
The Anninversary
My father and mother were recently celebrating their 50th weddinganniversary. While cutting the cake,...
Olive, the 10th Reindeer
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer “Olive”?Olive ?Yeah, you know,...
The Rude Parrot
Marilyn had a parrot for a pet, but the parrot would embarrass her whenever...
The bad news and the good news
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Blonde in a Circle
A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front...
What does pizza delivery man and a gynaecologist…
What does pizza delivery man anda gynaecologist have in common?Both can smell it but...
Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the barman…
Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the bar man for two Bacardi’s and...
Two hookers were on a street corner…
Two hookers were on a street corner. They started discussing business,and one of the...
Ride ‘em Cowboy!
Ed and Ted went to the fair. They came across a small crowd gathered...