Ticklish Tongue
Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in...
1,000 lawyers…
What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?A good start!
A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest…
A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest…the grass was very thickand long,...
Would you please do me a favor?
|A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.Dentist: Could you...
Two wives were airing their troubles…
Two wives were airing their troubles:”I’d like to get a divorce,” said the first.”My...
chameleon’s motto
|What is a chameleon’s motto?A change is as good as a rest!
Husband: Want a quickie?
Husband: Want a quickie?Wife: As opposed to what?
GOT A LIGHT?
|In a west Texas town, employees in a medium-sized warehouse noticed the smell of...
lawyer and a mosquito
|What’s the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito?A mosquito drops off you when...
HELP…911
A man frantically calls 911 and says, “help…my wife has gone into labor and...