Take The Pill
Q: Why do Blondes take the pill?A: So they know what day of the...
Sorry for eating the peanuts
|A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she...
What is the difference between a black and a white fairy tale?
What’s the difference between a black and a white fairy tale?A white one starts...
Crazy Sally went to her gynecologist…
Crazy Sally went to her gynecologist when she got her vibrator stuck inside of...
English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
Studied For Five Days
Q: Did you hear about the Polak who studied for 5 days?A: He was...
Odd Wedding Gifts
100 facecloths 25 darning needles any kind of keychain with something _way_ too big...
One and the same.
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes...
Gates gets punishment
Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood...
What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?
What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer? Hey! There’s...