Real advertisements 04
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Modular...
Things You’ll Never Hear A Woman Say
What do you mean today’s our anniversary? Can we not talk to each other...
Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus....
A Perfect Woman Is…
What’s the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole...
Clinton movie titles…
Some possible titles for the new Bill Clinton movie:Dial M for Monica Saving Clinton’s...
I have bad news
|The doctor tells his patient: “Well I have good news and bad news…” The...
Put-Downs Galore!
Some good put-downs…ya’ never know when you’ll need one!I refuse to enter a battle...
Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro…
Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro to a match, with a$100...
Cut by a Razor
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...
Looks bad on resume cover letters
|1. I’m really keen to work for you, I hear the drugs are good.2....