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What’s a man’s idea of foreplay? -A half-hour of begging.
A man, being on top of a woman…
A man, being on top of a woman, says after a while: “Honey, your...
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58 Newspaper Headlines
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A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi…
A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi were fishing from a boatnot...
Bad dog
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Blond and Brunette
A blond and a brunette are on an elevator, suddenly a good lookinghandsome man...
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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
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