Brain For Sale
A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices....
Sex Like A Convenience Store
Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?There’s not much variety, but...
The old mans bird
Theres an old man laying on the beach nakedand a little girl was pasing...
Creation
Why did God give deers eyes? I have no eye-deer!
A fly in my beer!
One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pubtogether. The...
The Top Signs That Your Net Relationship Is Over
All of a sudden, she’s typing in a different font. Instead of hearing that...
Trust
A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial –it went...
A young peasant girl of fourteen…
A young peasant girl of fourteen went to work in a broom factory. After...
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
Masturbation
Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.