Perfect customer
A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a midwest town he...
Grey hair
One day, a girl walked up to her mother and looked at her mother’shair...
Four married guys go golfing…
Four married guys go golfing. During the 4th hole the followingconversation took place:First Guy:...
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
Terrorist and PMS
What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?You can negotiate with...
A visual joke
(This joke requires the use a small visual. I’ll describe the visualfirst, then as...
Marooned
An American, an Australian and an Irishman were stranded on an island for several...
Why do women have arms?
Q: Why do women have arms?A: Have you any idea how long it would...
Rules for Cats
Basic Rules for Cats Who Have a House to Run1. CHAIRS AND RUGS: If...
The price decides everything
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...