Lazy
How can you tell if a man you’re dating is lazy?He throws his kisses.
Cupid at Law
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Selling the Wife
A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the...
My twenty cents
Tom : I found twenty cents on the sidewalk.Jim : That’s mine. I dropped...
The American in Hong Kong…
The American in Hong Kong was talking to his wife one evening over supper....
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu…
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee’ called...
Why Blondes do not make good cattle herders?
Why don’t Blondes make good cattle herders.Because they can never keep two calves together.
One for dirty minds!
The Gutter-Mind Test!1). What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means...
New Year Resolutions for Pets
|15. I will not eat other animals’ poop. 14. I will not lick my...
Top Twenty Oxymorons
Top Twenty Countdown of the Best Oxymorons…#20 Found missing #19 Resident alien #18 Airline...