Two pieces of string walk into a bar…
Two pieces of string walk into a bar. The first one walks up to...
How many people work in the U.S. government?
One day a boy and his father were at the dining room tableworking on...
Heaven playing sports
|St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed...
Safe Blonde
has does a blonde have safe sex? She locks the car door.
Wedding Toasts 6
The groom, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, “I’ve found a...
Tuns of Puns! Part V
What’s the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids won’t eat broccoli.What’s the difference between...
Bagpipe jokes
|Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.Q:...
I wrote it!
There was this guy walking down the road when he noticed a night clubahead....
How do dentists become brain surgeons?
How do dentists become brain surgeons?When their drills slip.
A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life…
A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life. She cut her...