Don\’t Pee In the Pool
The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
Death by Stabbing
A woman in her 90′s is distraught after the death of her warm, caring,...
True Gender of Object
Mirrors are female because none of their reflections are really their own.Stamps are female...
Geek’s thanksgiving
|1. Be thankful you haven’t been spammed!2. Be thankful your computer isn’t down!3. Be...
Would You Remarry?
Husband: Honey, if I died, would you get remarried? Wife: Well, I suppose so.Husband:...
Typical jewish mother
My mother is a typical Jewish mother.Once she was on jury duty. . .They...
Don’t try this at home!
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other...
Looking
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going...
A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball…
A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball, and dancing with a girl who...
A great way to spend eternity
A couple were being given a guided tour of Pico da Bandeira, one of...