Make Me A Newfie
An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie (ie. a Newfoundlander). He went to a...
some more blonde q & a’s
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How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
15 Ways to be Annoying
1) Spend all day at a fast food restaurant, seeing how long it will...
Create a Hallmark Moment!
Greeting cards are getting expensive, so why not design your very own Hallmark Moment...
Environment
The EPA is conducting a $700,000 dollar study to see if Alaskan trees are...
The Brass Rat
A man walked into a curio store and was looking around. After awhile, he...
Santa\’s Entrance
If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house, just tell him...
Scottish Builder
A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man.Old...