Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
Hereditary Diarrhoea
Did you know diarrhoea is hereditary?Yup…it runs in your genes!
Pushing it!
Q: Why do so many Polish navy personnel drown? A: Because when the engine...
Children’s Prayers
I had been teaching my three-year old daughter the Lord’s Prayer. For several evenings...
You Mama’s So Hairy…
Yo mama’s so hairy…- Yo mama’s so hairy, they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist”...
Whats a Australian Kiss..
What’s an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!
One doc operated on a person for a hernia…
One doc operated on a person for a hernia. He opened his testis and...
What do the Chinese call a 69?
Q: What do the Chinese call a 69????A: Two can chew!!
The Coincidence
A man went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar...
The carburettor
“The car won’t start,” aid a wife to her husband. “I think there’s water...