Insult Collection #4
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you! I think...
The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade…
The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade dress, proudly ready for...
Mr. Jones had hired a new secretary…
Mr. Jones had hired a new secretary. She was young, sweet and very polite....
Helping To Clean The Dishes
Just after the maid had been fired, she took five bucks from her purse...
How Hell froze over.
Once, a gay man went to heaven. At the Great Gate, Saint Peter was...
Pray for a bike
When i was a kid i used to pray for a new bike. But...
The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum…
The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum, Dr Michael MacDonaldwas in America. An old...
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter…
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders ahamburger.The huge guy...
Bad News 4
Doctor: I have some good news and some bad news, which shall I tell...
Marriage quotes 03
|This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all.We in the industry...