Bagpipe jokes
|Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.Q:...
Beautiful — in a sentence
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
Emergency Kit
Josh was helping Sally, the blonde, clean out the trunk of her car. Inside,...
Blonde and screen door
What do a blonde and a screen door have in common? The more you...
Frog Available
A lady was walking down the street when a small sign in the window...
One and the same.
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes...
Chickens
Two chickens were talking and one chicken said to a the other chicken “who...
Truisms!
* If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.* A...
First illegal, then legal, then…
A long time resident of San Francisco is packing allhis stuff into boxes. His...
During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down…
During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down a muddyback road encountered another car stuck...