Looking
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going...
Gone fishing
Henry Abel’s son, David, burst into the house, crying like everything.His Mama asked him...
Bagpipe jokes
|Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.Q:...
Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?A: He used to lay...
Meet Bubba’s Family!
Hi y’all…muh name id’s Bubba and dis is muh fameily:Furst is me… Mom said...
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
Greek wedding
Why do they have Feta cheese at a Greek wedding? To keep the flies...
Yo mama is so nasty
Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down. Yo mama so nasty...
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts…
Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts with two of theirherd simultaneously. One turns to...