Like Corn Flakes
Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes?A: Because they’re simple, easy and they taste...
Thankful he’s drunk
|The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb...
What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?
What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?? An ex-wife and...
You may have heard that a New Zealand man had a hand transplant…
You may have heard that a New Zealand man had a hand transplant. Guess...
Let him dig
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each...
Hockey
Three guys from Carolina died and went to hell.Satan went to check on them...
Converting to metric
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
No Arms Nor Legs
Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?A:...
Last 10 Things Any Woman Would Ever Say
10. Could our relationship be more physical?? I’m tired of being just friends.9. Go...
A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City…
A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City and orders a...