What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke?
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and...
He shouldn’t have asked!
MR. SMITH got himself a new secretary.She was young, sweet and pretty.One day, while...
Elephants IX
Every nation has to write a book about the Elephant:The French book – The...
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
Disprove this!
A case for the Third Universal Cardinal Rule of Thumb: Never be absolute, unless...
A letter to the editors
|LETTERS TO THE EDITOR (The Times of London)Dear Sir,I am firmly opposed to the...
A guide to walking tigers
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Rotten Cherry
There is an 80 year old virgin who suddenly gets an itch in her...
When that fool Reagan said…
When that fool Reagan said that the Soviet Union was a failedexperiment headed for...
Super Looong List of One-Liners!
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We’d...