Buffalo analogy
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...
The Ten Commandments for C Programmers
|1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily...
Last Wish
Lying in the hospital bed, the dying man began to flail about and make...
Unsanitary conditions
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Grenade pin
What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like...
Why could not the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test? A: Every time the car...
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE…
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE; GERTRUDE, SOPHIA, AND HARRIET....
Little Johnny is coming home from the store…
Little Johnny’s is coming home from the store swinging the loaf of bread in...
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called…
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurancecompany …Susan: We had...
50 Ways to Appreciate Life
1. Watch the sunset– on a sled.2. Smile more, –it might get you a...