Mental power outages …
My friend is so stupid: He sent me a fax with a stamp on...
Telepath wanted
Help Wanted: Telepath.You know where to apply.
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?Her tampon is behind...
Wanted: Woman!
Seen in the want ads:A tall well-built woman with goodreputation, who can cook frogslegs,...
3 Wishes
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island. For years,...
Confucious say
Confucious say…All who fly upside-down have crack up.He who stand on toilet high on...
Inventing Wire
How was wire invented?Two lawyers pulling on a penny.
Darn it!
|What did the spider say when he broke his new web?Darn it!
Why do women fake orgasms?
Why do women fake orgasms?Because men fake foreplay.
Stupid Stuff 3
|These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.Newsreader, BBC Radio 4: “Working...