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These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut…
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut througha graveyard. It...
Bill Gates, the Antichrist
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How about a bridal?
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