A bunch of better idiots!
These “Weird Reference Questions” are from the Library Paraprofessionals Listserv. All of these are...
Harp jokes
|A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her...
Why do female parachutists wear tampons?
Why do female parachutists wear tampons? So they don’t whistle on the way down…
Worried
“I’m worried,” said the woman to her sex therapist. “I happened to find my...
Collymore change a lightbulb
|Q: How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?A: He holds it in the air,...
Typist
A little girl was diligently pounding away on her father’s word processor. She told...
Three-legged Dog
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West.He sidles up to...
The Pope and the Rams
What do the Pope and the Rams both appearing in the St. Louis Trans...
Tuns of PunsGalore – Part III
We painted our floor with luminous paint. So now the florescent what it used...
When it’s becing toad!
|When is a car like a frog?When it’s becing toad!