Skylights
I had skylights installed at my place the other day…the peoplethat live upstairs are...
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?A backdoor pedofile!
The dinner guests!
A Jewish family invited their Redneck neighbors over for holiday dinner. The first course...
Soldier stands guard
|A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?Fill the gas tank!
Eating the piece of fruit
|Two Polish guys were taking their first train trip to Warsaw on the train....
Happens all the time
A guy starts talking to two women in a bar, they turnout to be...
Confessing To Extramarital Affairs
There are two guys walking in front of a large church. One guy says...
Safe sex
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. Whilefishing, the old man...
What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?
Q: What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?A: He...