Owed Two A Spell Chequer
Owed Two A Spell Chequer:Eye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt...
Will you marry me?
|An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally...
A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises…
A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises frominside the aprtment, walks...
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says…
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says, “Bless mefather for I have sinned....
Santa Takes Out the Male Deer
What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on...
A gent spots a nice looking gal in a bar…
A gent spots a nice looking gal in a bar goes upand starts small...
You know why a dog licks his ass?
You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he’ll...
Wedding Pictures
You know you’re a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for your...
Girls and Hockey
Why can’t girls play hockey?Because they have to change their pads every period!
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes ? Nothing, you told...