Best Pickup Lines I’ve Used
The word of the day is “LEGS”, let’s go back to my place and...
Conversation over dinner
Conversation over dinner: WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get...
From another planet
|NO ZAMBODIANS, PLEASE: Judge Rules Out Prince Mongo’s CostumeMEMPHIS, Tenn. – A judge has...
A minister was asked by a politician…
A minister was asked by a politician,”Name something the government can do to help...
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours…
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned somethingabout...
La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
Sneezes
A man and woman are seated next to each other on a plane. After...
Underwear
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.
Fred Dingaling
Fred DingalingA local law enforcement officer stops a car for traveling faster thanthe posted...