Some shorties…one rude :)
Q: Why did Smokey the Bear never have any children? A: When his wife...
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
Deep Cuts
Doctor, don’t cut so deep. That’s the third operating table you’ve ruined this month!
What is the difference between a transvestite sailor and…
What’s the difference between a transvestite sailor and Monica Lewinsky’swardrobe?When you have a transvestite...
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?A rabbi cuts it off, and...
Curly Toes
Bert met Flo in a bar one night and began buying her drinks. They...
The Bill Clinton Joke
Q: What’s the difference between a McDonalds Hamburger and Bill Clinton?A: Some people in...
Disorder in the Court!
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things...
Who will you choose?
It is time to elect a world leader and your vote counts.Here’s the scoop...
New dinosaur found!
Q: What do you get when you mix a dinosaur and a lesbian?A: A...