What’s the Difference
How do you tell the difference between male chromosomes and female chromosomes?Pull down their...
A Letter From Barbie
************************* Chief Executive Officer Mattel, Inc. El Segundo, CADear Sir,Listen you little troll, I’ve...
Numbers equal zero
|Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2...
A little town had a high birth rate that…
A little town had a high birth rate that had attracted the attention of...
Hop on!
|What did the bus conductor ay to the frog?Hop on!
How To Give Your Cat a Pill
How To Give Your Cat a Pill 1. Grasp cat firmly in your arms....
Who’s got my pen?
A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a...
snap, crackle and pop
|What goes “snap, crackle and pop”?A firefly with a short circuit!
We go bear hunting
|Two Polish hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting. They came...
Want to make love to you
He said – Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make...