Thanks For the Balls
A New York lawyer sent gifts to many of his clients.The gifts were sleeves...
Male assertiveness
A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife so he...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
Top 10 Bumper Stickers!
1…Constipated People Don’t Give A Crap.2…If You Don’t Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your...
Why do mice have long tails?
|Why do mice have long tails?Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted,musicians...
Insult Collection #17
I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone...
MICHAEL KENNEDY
MICHAEL KENNEDY What’s the difference between John Denver and Michael Kennedy? John Denver made...
Slide Under The Table
A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress,...
82 year old man
An 82 year old man marries an 18 year old woman, she becomes pregnant....