The snoring stopper!
A man has a dog that snores in his sleep. Annoyed, because she can’t...
The captain and the camel
A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his...
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
Little Johnny at School.
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
The God Campaign!
Recently a Ft. Lauderdale advertising agency launched a billboard campaign (including the inside and...
A Long Chocolate Fallus Story
My penis made me locally famous. I didn’t find out about it until I...
Bubbles
There are four guys in the park who get arrested for blowing bubbles. In...
Forever Patient
A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. “You’ve been billing...
Blonde in the appliance store
A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy...
The Pearly Gates Computer
A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds that St. Peter is not...