Homer Simpson Laugh-Lines!
Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or...
Sun Roofs
Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?A: More leg room.
Whats long, hard and full of semen?
Q. Whats long, hard and full of semen??A. A submarine.Sent by sam
Mother’s dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...
Men And Cats Similar?
How are a husband and a cat similar when it comes to housework?They’re both...
keep flies out of the kitchen
|How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?Put a pile of manure in...
Mercy Hospital
Mr. Smith was brought to a Catholic hospital, and taken quickly in for heart...
COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. )
As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size...
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?They don’t like to look down on...
Bill\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Saxophone
Why did bill quit playing the saxophone?To play his WhoreMonica