I bet I can bite both of my eyes
|A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his...
Blonde Shoots Herself
A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of...
Indecent Exposure
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right...
One and the same.
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes...
yo momma
Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get...
Yo mama is so fat…..website
Yo mama is so fat her ass formed it’s own website.
Here kitty kitty kitty
This chick goes to her docter and tells him that she can?t get any...
Long Amusement
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?A: Write ‘Please turn over’ on...
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market…
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market one day.They asked...
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?The Spice Girls!