Leaving
After an argument with his wife, a man stalked out of the house. He...
What do a moped and a blonde have in common?
What do a moped and a blonde have in common? They’re both fun to...
Blondie Gets A Haircut
A blonde girl goes into a hair salon and she’s wearing earphones connected to...
Math?
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil…
Mattresses
At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day.
Banned Children’s Books
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Whats long, hard and full of semen?
Q. Whats long, hard and full of semen??A. A submarine.Sent by sam
chameleon’s motto
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Clinton’s Clock
Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries...
A young lady had just visited her doctor…
A young lady had just visited her doctor and he informed her that she...