Bying a horse
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend”I...
Chicken jokes 02
|Q: Why don’t chickens like people?A: They beat eggs!Q: Why did the rooster run...
Sacramento Kings Fan or Lakers Fan?
A Kindergarten teacher tells her class she’s a BIG Lakers fan.She’s really excited about...
Sharing Hotel Rooms
By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was...
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!
The animal’s warning
|A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled...
Must help the wife
|Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. “Boss,” he says, “we’re...
The Irishman’s Last Stand
There was an Irishman, a New Zealand man and an American man standing on...
Panda in a Bar
A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said...
Never say it at work
|TWELVE THINGS YOU’LL NEVER HEAR AN EMPLOYEE TELL HIS/HER BOSS1. Never give me work...