I’m not fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...
Car Dimmer Switch Modification
STATE OF CALIFORNIADEPARTMENT OF INSURANCE 1700 “J” STREETSACRAMENTO, CA 95368PETE WILSON HARRY WALBRATHGOVERNOR DIRECTORBULLETIN...
Nuns
The head nun at the convent says, “I found a pair of men’s underwear...
Blonde quickies 101-120
101. Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you? A: Tell her...
Quotes
* Personally, I think that people who say they wish they had their lives...
Without a Christmas bonus
|Ten signs you’re not getting a christmas bonus10. Co-workers refer to you as “the...
The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...
Rotweiler and Collie
What do you get when you cross a Rotweiler with a Collie?A dog who...
How do you know if a lesbian is butch?
How do you know if a lesbian is butch?She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls...
M and M’s
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.