A small boy walks into his mothers room…
A small boy walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.”Mummy, mummy, what...
Looking forward to old age.
There were three elderly men sitting in wheelchairs on the porch one sunny afternoon....
Why did the spider buy a car?
|Why did the spider buy a car?So he could take it out for a...
How Come?
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...
Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”
What is intelligence?
|Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to...
Do you have a solution?
|A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth.Patient: Doctor, I have...
TGIF On Shirts
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?A: Tits Go In Front.
Chanowski & his other Polak drinking buddy are sitting…
Chanowski & his other Polak drinking buddy are sitting at a bar . ”...
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked…
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked the other, “Do you...