Signs and notices 21
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At my University’s...
What time does the bar open?
At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
I\\\’m Invisible
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m invisible. Psychiatrist: What!…who said that?
The Shopping Criminal
|It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked...
Mileage
A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a...
Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Punctuation
Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: “Fun fun fun worryworry worry”A: Fun...
Mother’s dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...
Scientists and the Mermaid!
These three scientists decided to go fishing one day. So they packed up all...
Unpaid parking tickets
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...