Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
Crazy Nun
One day a little old nun was going 35 miles an hour down the...
Stock market report
|Today’s Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was...
Deodorant
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
One of the life’s mysteries is how a two-pound…
One of the life’s mysteries is how a two-poundbox of candy can make a...
Counting Sheep
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor....
Adages and Questions
What do you call an unemployed jester? … Nobody’s fool.Half of being smart is...
Prostitute and Nymph
Q: What’s the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?A: The prostitute...
Hunting with a wife
|A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. Ibn...
The copy machine handout
|In most offices, the photocopier is out of order every now and then. One...