A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy…
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy near his bases, pulls abeat-up, mutilated condom...
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant…
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant. “Doctor,” she explained, “the...
Chasing
A guy was driving his car at the speed of 80 mph when he...
Engineer in a bar
There was a mine in a small town that completely collapsed. One of the...
Bank Teller
Bank Teller A middle aged man walks into the bank and says to the...
Deep Cuts
Doctor, don’t cut so deep. That’s the third operating table you’ve ruined this month!
Fuck for a Duck
A farmer sent his 15 year old son to town and, as a birthday...
Computer Dictionary Part I
BIT – A word used to describe computers, as in “Our daughter’s computer cost...
Bottle fed baby?
A woman and a baby come into the doctor’s office.She is taken into an...
Ready for some Football?
An old man and his wife have gone to bed.After laying there a few...