A woman strode angrily into the large…
A woman strode angrily into the large drug-store-cum-general-store, slapped a package on the counter,...
Redneck wins lottery…
A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes toAustin to claim...
A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day…
A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work....
A hot frog!
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Bad Motel
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Things NOT to say to a Cop!
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